Can you write an "off the top of your head" story using as MANY "C" words as possible?

Make it as long or short as you like, obviously longer would be harder! (not ALL words have to start with "C"!)


Example using "D" words


Dora Doolittle desired a bag of Dipsy Doodles. "Darn dumb diet will be the death of me!! She decried.


Debbie Dumont, eating a double devil's food Drakescake donut dredged in dewy dipping sauce decided to defeat Dora Doolittle's diet! "Do you desire a dab of donut Dora"?


She asked?.....................


(this is a short sample)

Can you write an "off the top of your head" story using as MANY "C" words as possible?
Charlie! Why must you continue to confuse compassion with passion?! I cannot always jump in the sack with you! I have chores to do and I think I feel a convulsion of brain clouds coming on...You know ...Those continentally large headaches that contain counter-productive health vibes.


I'm serious, Charlie; Contrary to what you think, I think it may be contagious. I will not comply with your request to confer with a Dr. Constantine. Personally I think he is a member of the Confederation of Clowns.





Charlie's reply: "CAN IT, Connie!!! I'm sick of your convoluting cop-outs!! I want a conventional marriage . I want a close relationship with my co-partner. I'm sick of all this coo coo rhetoric of yours !! If you do not comply, I will leave you and I'll take our children......That's right!!! All five of them: Chloe, Catherine, Chad, Colleen and Charlie ,Jr.


So make up your mind. What's it gonna be? Will you or will you NOT allow me conjugal benefits ?!!"
Reply:Thank you, Silva. This was lots of fun. Report It

Reply:Convulsing with cantankerous chilblains and coughing cued by cold weather, Christine cautiously climbed the carefully erected columns at Christendom's most celebrated city. Cryptic coptic carvings centered around Christ's conception certainly pointed to a culmination of carefully casted theory about Jesus and cited credit as the child of God. Christine, though chastened to convalesce couldn't compromise her compulsion to close her course of study by her certain diminishing health. Can Christine Carroll come back carrying copious copies of Christ's causality to capacious congratulations? Certainly, Christine can!


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Reply:On a cold Canadian cruise, Carrie cut carrot cake for curiously cute children to eat while continuously crying about Carl.
Reply:Cane, a Clergyman, was Called to give a Commemoration message. On Cue he began a Cryptic and lengthy sermon. Carl a member of the Congregation with Cleft lip, got up and left in the middle of this endless Crusade of a sermon. He returned just before the Conclusion of the Church service. Afterwards, Cane asked Carl where he had gone. "I went to get a haircut,” was the Curt reply.


"But,” said Cane, "Why didn't you do that before the sermon started?"


"Cause, “ said Carl, "I didn't need one then. But before the sermon ended I did."
Reply:Cindy couldn't cope with coming into Carl's car. Completely conscious of Carl's criminal character, Cindy can only comply to his command. Certainly, Cindy could call the cops but complaining can cause catastrophe to her cause as she too was a criminal.
Reply:My mom made me mad, more mistakes more missed Mondays, more missed marriages, my moron mom, misplaced, my money, my mail, my movies, my Mercury making many miscues, my families is made of Mabel, Madeline, Madge, Madison, Magdalene, Maggie, Mahalia Maia, Maisie, Malva, Manda, Mandy, Mara, Marcella, Marcia, Margaret, Margot, Marguerite, Maria, Mary, Marian, Maribel, Marie, Marilyn, Marnia, Marissa, Marta, Martha, Martina, Marvela, Mary, Matilda, Maude, Maura, Maureen, Mavis, Maxine, Megan, Melanie, Melinda, Melissa, Melita, Melody, Melvina,Mercy, Merci, Meris, Merle, Michelle, Mildred, Millicent, Mimi, Minerva, Mirabelle, Miranda, Misty , Moira, Molly, Mona, Monica, Mora, Morgan, Muriel, Myrrh


Myra, Myrtle my brothers many more Maheul, Maiyuran, Mane, Marc, Marcus, Marek, Mario, Marius, Mark, Markus, Martin, Marty, Marwin, Mason, Matine, Matthew, Max, Meeher, Merlin, Michael, Mick, Micky, Mikkel, Miles, Min, Misbah, Mitch, Mitchell, Mohamad, Monty, Moses, Motez, Myles. My story about "M".
Reply:I can't cope crawling cowardly closer,comma, even though I couldn't commiserate comments conjuring Cs.
Reply:Chris can consume calories big time. He consumes calories from cakes,colas,candy,cookies,and chips on a continuous basis.As a result, he is a chubby, cavity-stricken child.
Reply:Can capricious Claude construct a castle continuously if clumsy Cary comes calling on him constantly? Can Cecil C. Cecerman cease his current computer crimes carefully enough to continue committing them cleverly after capture?





no story but a lot of "c"s
Reply:Yes I could but what would be the point, other than it being a monumental waste of my time?